Well I finally did it. It was a highly anticipated event by many of my faithful readers as there was a gambling pool on when it would happen. I think you all know the story. I have alluded to it for a while.
I agreed to move to Idaho and try my hand at potato farming! Or is it potatoe farming, former vice-president Dan? I am sure some of you are shocked but they offered me 2.5 cents per spud and promised me a .40 acre farm with a horse (Anybody want to be a horse?) pulled tractor. No sane potato loving farmer could pass that up. I will be moving next Tuesday if anyone wants to help. I promise a box of potatoes for those that help to arrive sometime within the next season. When I first get there I am going to live in a rabbit burrow. I hear it is very roomy if you are the size of a rabbit. I figure I am not taller then Bugs Bunny by my estimates and that should work fine besides he always looked like he had a pretty cushy set up. I hear the burrow has cable! I hear rabbits are very tidy people... I am very excited about this great opportunity! I better go pack!