It was Halloween night and I was bored
There was nothing to do, no movies of gore
I sat there reclined in my trusty blue chair
As my eyes took on a vacant glare
Flipping the channels, with my old gnarled remote
Huddled down in my old house coat
No trickers and no treaters came by my door
Not even with half of all the candy at the damn store!
When out on the porch came a big racket
As if someone wanted in, knocked hard, enough to crack it
I rushed to the door to peep through the hole
I saw a man who stood there with a name badge: Hi my name is Joel
I threw open my door and shook his hand
“Damn glad to meet you my name is Stan!”
He seemed quite shocked, a might taken back
With a puzzled expression he asked “Do you know Jack?”
“I have never met him! But I am sure he is great!
Are you hungry? Or have you just ate?”
I offered him some candy, all he could take
He said “Sorry, I don’t know you. But everything’s jake!
I am ok, I just have to go
I got all mixed up and knocked on the wrong doe!”
So I slammed the door, shut hard in his face
Figured next time that door rang I would come out with mace!
-Mike Williams 10/31/06