Well some of you may remember the overwhelmingly successful Rent My Dad product I created a few years back. Some of you may not. I have no time to worry about it either way because I am now proud to present the All New RENT MY DAD 2!!!! Wooo! HE is more effective, more useful and more fun to include in any activity you may have planned. He is no longer a bringer of rain. Although he proved his powers once again during our trip to Vancouver BC and Seattle. Both places started out sunny when we arrived but started raining by nightfall. Talk about amazing but he has recently revealed even more capabilities and it is totally amazing.
Imagine needing a pole barn built.... or a stable constructed. If you have 9 short months and countless dollars to fly him around and provide 5 star quality service you too can have him build something! Mary Jo shipped seperately.
Imagine you have a dinner party coming up but you happen to be way too lazy to actually cook. This no longer will be a source of frustration with the all new Rent my Dad 2! HE will come cook up a meal and make you look fantastic! He can even entertain people with wild stories of the Oregon wild in which he currently lives. Imagine your guests being entertained by gallant stories of rabbit wrangling, chicken rustling and horsey poop scooping!
All this can be yours and more by emailing: CRAZEDLUNATIK@gmail.com
Some restrictions may apply!
But wait there's more!!
Rent My Dad 2 can also split logs, eat food, watch television, carry heavy loads, go shopping for paint, feed animals, barbeque and give advice! Imagine getting all this for the low low low price of PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DEALER FOR PRICES AND AVAILABILITY.
PS. I needed some attention recently so I thought of several ways to get it. I was debating two of them and I decided on writing this blog resubmitting my dad for rental service. I had thought maybe I could go to a political debate and ask some really stupid poorly thought out questions to see how long it would take before I was removed but I saw someone had beat me to the punch! He even won the fabulous door prize: a tazering while crying like a little girl. I am so jealous!